i wish kotex made bandaids. mainly because I wish my cycle emptied out from my pinkie.imagine not needing to say “I have my period” or “sorry, it’s pms”. nice, huh? because when you do have your period or when it is pms, who wants to talk? all it would take is one simple motion. yes. that’s right. imagine the guiltlessness of being able to stick your pinkie up at anyone for any reason.
if I may, an example:
husband: hey baby, you wanna…
wife: *sticks pinkie in husband’s face*
the simplicity - and dare i say convenience - of it all.
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This gives whole new meaning to the phrase "I gave my husband the finger".
Too funny!! It would be nice though.
nice. :)
LOL that would be better!! If only men could understand this.
So, so witty,
yet so incredibly horrifying,
all at the same time!
A pinky kotex. Can't even begin to explain the images that conjures up.
Excuse me whilst I retch into my loo...
I have a cramp. From laughing too hard.
Oh, you slay me, woman... you just slay me.
I don't use Vartex...
I use a Mayer-aid
You are a hoot! I wish that was the set up as it were, a pinky period, sounds kinda fun too. But I do have a question, I don't think you addressed in your post. What do you do if you wear a pinky ring and your pinky is bloated??? Where would we put our pinky rings?
Where do you come up with this stuff? You're my daily dose of laughter!!
nope. Would never work. It would take away the power. The laaady power. Men are not afraid of your pinky. They don't mind talking about your pinky. They have pinkies. Nope - you need the power bestowed on you by just mentioning "lady garden, south of the border, va-jay-jay, etc."
Sorry. No pinkie power.
BahahahahhaHA! If only, if only....
Oh, I need a menstruating pinkie! Especially since my uterus decides to take everything below my neck hostage during my period. My pinkie's just a little thing...I could kick my pinkie's ass in a hostage situation.
there is another finger you could stick up in that kind of situation...HAHAHA!
i don't my husband would think it's funny if i used that finger to say "no, i'm on my period" altho sometimes my mood does warrant it :)
hahaha! I wish the same thing
Love that!
You. Are. Hilarious.
I used to wish I could pee out of my finger tips so I didn't have to hassle with zippers and buttons, but now I want to period out of my fingers, too. You are brilliant.
No need to stick my pinky in Hubbys face! I get so cranky no warning is needed!!
This is a brilliant idea. Shauna told me you were a genius so I guess I should have expected ideas like this!
LOL you are hilarious!!!
<3
You crack me up! Only you could come up with such ideas!
This is a fantastic idea! Maybe the geneticists can work on this??
Kearsie - Spot on comment!
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