unicorn

when i was born, technology was on the rise. and a robot chip was placed in me. every few years, it's adjusted and upgraded with the times. this chip allows me to show little to no emotion - unless i've a computer in front of me. in which case, i can emoticon my way to smilies and winkies.

and obviously, this chip does not affect my ability to make everyone laugh from the soul of the belly. i mean, c'mon. i'm hilarious.

moving on.

so last week, my robot chip malfunctioned - as it does every four to five years. and i (whispers) cried. dude. i know. eeeek. gag me. etc.

my friend kearsie often mentions the sighting of a unicorn when something rare or out of the ordinary occurs. in fact, there is this wise ancient saying I just made up. literally. it goes something like… when once thy unicorn appears to sight, ‘tis difficult to tame and lead back into the maple forest.

what does this all mean? nothing really. most likely because my chip is back in working condition. and I have no need to continue on with such sap.

:)