but before that. i truly believe. they'll construct a hsm ride. a bumpy indoors semi roller coaster ride featuring all the ups and downs of high school.
there will be a car shaped mobile with the words "student driver" pasted on the front. there will be rooms filled with laughter to represent the "i like you" times. and then there will be rooms filled with laughter to represent the "i don't like you" times. yes. whether with you or at you, laughter is constant.
there will also be a room filled with mirrors. and as you pass each mirror, an enlarged red pimple will appear. much like the ghosts in the haunted mansion. except. much worse.
and as the ride draws to its end, you'll remind yourself that you have not watched any of the hsm movies - or if you have, that you didn't like any of them. but you'll walk away loving the entire soundtrack. and because of that, you'll hate yourself. just like you did when you were in high school.
and that's why this ride will be the best ever. because self-loathing goes best with karaoke. which you'll take up. just to prove that you can out-sing troy and gabriella.
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I'll bet
That even if Vartan had zits
and stunk
at Karaoke
('cause face it,
he is no Mayer)
THAT
you would still swoon
and write his name
on your notebook...
with the names
of all your other EXes
I just threw up in my mouth a little, at the thought of a high school roller coaster ride.....with just a few words, you brought it alllllll back...
I LOVE THIS SONG. i had bought the 2nd dvd for my niece and ended up loving it.
I find Hsm irritating...my nieces love it! the thought of a ride makes me cringe...
Ok truly not a HSM fan...I think all the actors/actresses in it should be made to ride the roller coaster 5 times in a row!!
Great post! If there was a HSM attraction like this I'll bet my Granddaughter Emma would have to go! She would love it...pimples and all! Thanks for posting on my blog and entering the giveaway...your story IS romantic!Kitty
WHY???
I don't know anything about High School Musical. Wait...that's a lie. I know that there were 3 of them and that the cute chick was naked on her phone and that the cute guy may be gay...most of that probably has nothing to do with the movie. I actually probably would have seen the movie if the naked and gay stuff was in it.
Also...no way am I going on the pimple ride. That's just mean.
Winn + High School Musical = don't go together.
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Omg, my old high school did a production of HSM... ugh! This was after I had graduated, but I still lived in the same town, so had to hear about it, everywhere! And everyone knows they only did it for the money, cuz all the little kiddies love it! Blah, I say, blah!
Ghost pimples - hilarious! :)
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