one hundred

look at me. i'm at post 100. can i hear a woot woot? wha? wha? say it again. woot woot!

so i know i promised good words for this post. but welp. that was just a ploy to get you to come back. wait wait! don't go. may i offer you a giveaway instead?

that's right. for my 100th post, i'm having a giveaway. for my favorite new thing. it's called wreck this journal by keri smith. it's filled with instructional pages. like. there's a page that says "chew on this". don't worry. there's a warning not to swallow. then there are pages that require you to "collect fruit stickers" and "glue random items". then there's my favorite "burn this page" page. i love the fiyah.

so what do you have to do enter? well. you can telepathically let me know you want your name put into the hat. but that line is often busy. as i don't have call waiting in my head. so you're probably best off doing this:

1. leave me a comment on this 100th post. any comment. tell me a joke. tell me you love me. or both. just don't joke about loving me. eh. doesn't matter. any comment.
2. for an extra entry visit any other post on my blog. leave a comment on that post. then come back and leave a separate comment on this 100th post telling me which other post you commented on. then read step number 2 again to make sure you got it right. (no. past comments do not count. and if you leave 500 additional comments, it only counts as one additional entry. dude. i know. i'm tough.)
3. leave a safe way for me to contact you.
4. just for extra fun. if i get 100 valid entries (or more), i'll throw in another wreck this journal and pick a second winner.

i can't wait to read all your comments. there's no need to impress me. though. i don't mind a well thought out comment.

on friday march 27, 2009 at 11:03pm est, i will use the random number generator to select the winner(s). giveaway winner(s) must reply to my contact within 2 days. otherwise, i will visit the random number generator again.

and now for the fine print. it's more small print than fine. contest starts as soon as this is posted. it ends at 11:02pm on friday, march 27, 2009 est. one entry per person - unless you comment on any other post of mine. in that case, you'll have one additional entry. additional comments must be verified. if i cannot verify your comment, i press that trashcan icon where your comment claim is. dude, i told you i was tough. if you do not follow the rules, i may still publish your comment. it just won't count as an entry. yes, the toughness continues. chances of winning depend on the number of entries. raise your chances of winning by not telling anyone. lower your chances by telling everyone you know. and vice versa as i will giveaway two journals if i have at least 100 entries. this contest is open to you - whether i know you or not. this is my sixth giveaway. if i have a positive response, i'll have more giveaways to bring you back. if i don't have a positive response, i'll still have more giveaways to bring you back. by entering this giveaway, you agree to abide by the rules i've stated or not stated. and i can change the rules whenever i please. it's a woman's prerogative. and please note. you in the back. yes, you. i saw you. you only mouthed the "woot woot". you didn't actually "woot woot". i'm so disappointed.