knock knock. who's there? wendiwinn. wendiwinn who? wendiwinn likes doors. eh. it's hard being funny on cue. you try coming up with an opening joke about doors and see how it goes.so i like my front double doors. they're a nice burnt orange brown. well the outside of them, anyhow. what you see is the inside. i was too lazy to step out the front door. either that or i was still wearing my tore-up pajamas and i didn't feel like having the hoa send me another citation.
or it could be that i have my house number on the outside of my doors. and well. i know the whole lot of ya have been dying to know where i live. stalkers. you ain't gettin' my autograph to sell on ebay.
that's pretty much all i have to say about doors.
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I have learned a lot from 24...
First, I will zoom in on the lock in the picture and run a list of all the combinations the lock could be. Then I will cross reference that with the all the home improvement centers in your city. Once I get a match I will go to public records and find out where you live, and when you bought the house, and when you bought and changed the locks. Then I will call some amazing contacts and then get an old friend who owes me to replicate the key(s). I will do all of this in about 22 hours, just in time to show up in your kitchen. When you come back from paying your second HOA citation, you will see me cooking spam friend rice (yes, that) and I will have painted the inside of your doors lime green, because that's the color they should be.
See. That's what good friends do.
Mayerbe I'll cull before I let myself in.
And I will stand back and watch Kim, with my sharpie and my Partridge Family autograph book at the ready, to swoop in and make you sign 10 pages. Yes.
Lulu, while you're there, will you hold the duct tape and tazer for me? I might have to stop Edward from "saving her life". Sigh, details...
I think probably since you're stalking me, the very least that you could do is give me a house number. I mean, come ON!
Hmmm, what was the first HOA citation for? Stepping outside in pajamas or, perhaps, stepping outside in TORN pajamas? Or was there no citation? I wonder if I were to own a home, and to own it in a neighborhood with a strict HOA if I would get a citation for hanging out on my lawn amidst my many pink flamingos wearing my dinosaur footsie pajamas and reading a book. I sure hope not.
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Yeah, I wanna know what the first HOA citation was for too. The mind wanders so.....
double the fun!
I love you front door.It sounds like find you soon to get your autograph.tehy have some pretty good plans.lol
wait a sec...MY front door is burnt orange. you don't live with me, do you? I don't remember having double doors.
I like how there's something blocking half of one side of the doors. That way, if you do have a stalker, you can just shove that right in front of both doors, and you're all good.
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