giveaway 7

are you dirteh? a bit smelleh? them lips of yours a tad wee chappeh? could you use some self-esteem because seventeen years ago your boyfriend dumped you senior year just minutes before prom because your gun-totin' daddeh was too scareh? if you answered "yes" to any of these questions, whoo doggy do i have a giveaway for you.

my scrabblicious friend dee (of barefootbathandbody) put together this scentsational bath and body package just for you. because she believes everyone should smell pretty. i totally concur. and so do your friends.

this prize includes a lavender cucumber sage cold process soap bar, a fresh cut grass solid perfume tube, and a cucumber melon lip balm. and. an autographed picture from dee.

to be entered in this giveaway, all you have to do is:

1. for one entry, visit dee's direct barefootbathandbody site. then. come back here and leave a comment telling me what your favorite item is.
2. for a second entry, visit barefootbathandbody on etsy. then. come back here and leave an additional separate comment telling me what your favorite item is.
3. if you purchase something from either sites during the length of the giveaway, leave yet another separate comment. once the purchase is verified, you'll have ten more entries. (no. i will not retroactivate past purchases. dude. i know. i'm tough.)
4. leave a safe way for me to contact you.

so go ahead and play. you could totally clean up. and on monday april 27, 2009 at 11:03pm est, i will use the random number generator to select the winner. giveaway winner must reply to my contact within two days. otherwise, i will visit the random number generator again.

and now for the fine print. it's more small print than fine. contest starts as soon as this is posted. it ends at 11:02pm on monday, april 27, 2009 est. one entry per person per shop site visit - unless you make a purchase from the contributing shop during the length of the giveaway. in that case, you'll have an additional ten entries. purchases must be verified. if i cannot verify your purchase, i press that trashcan icon where your purchase claim comment is. dude, i told you i was tough. if you do not follow the rules, i may still publish your comment. it just won't count as an entry. yes, the toughness continues. chances of winning depend on the number of entries. raise your chances of winning by not telling anyone. lower your chances by telling everyone you know. this contest is open to you - whether i know you or not. this is my seventh giveaway. if i have a positive response, i'll have more giveaways to bring you back. if i don't have a positive response, i'll still have more giveaways to bring you back. by entering this giveaway, you agree to abide by the rules i've stated or not stated. and i can change the rules whenever i please. it's a woman's prerogative. and please note. once your comment is published on my blog, you automatically become almost partially semi-famous thereby raising your self-esteem. the soap, perfume tube, and lip balm will help with the other issues. and another thing. dee and i have played over 30 games of scrabble. she's only won once. don't tell her i told you. otherwise, she won't send an autographed picture of herself.