warning: this post contains the words moose, poop, lip, and chap. all in one sentence.right about now. i'm still not over the novelty of only one of the best gifts ever. kimmy kim kim (and i'm the only one allowed to call her that. so don't try it.) recently went back "home" to alaska and picked up a couple gifts for me. alaskan moose nugget lip chap (aka moose poop lip chap) is one of them.
you're jealous. it's understandable. who wouldn't want a moose poop nugget shoved into a 12ga shotgun shell? exactly. the thing is though, it doesn't come with a lid. but what it does come with is this awesome slogan: "it won't heal your lips but it sure keeps you from lickin' em".
it also comes with a disclaimer: "do not eat". hahahhaah. yeah. no problem. except. i can't stop sniffing the stuff. and rubbing it on my face.
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I couldn't resist,
I smashed mine up, put it in my cereal...it's all fiber so...and organic.
Don't let your dolls get a hold of it, that would be, weird...
what does it smell like?
I am dying over here. hahahhaha.
So gross.
But of course I am wondering if it would actually keep someone from
licking their lips. Yikes!
I just scooped dog poo-poo out of the back yard. I have no plans to do anything with it. Want me to make some chapstick for you?
I think this is the best one yet..
Here is a comment....to keep you regular...ha
OMG, it even looks like poop. What does it smell like?
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