Friday, August 28, 2009

where do i even buy a jock strap? aka birthday showcase 35.4

this is a gorgeous knife set that my hubby bought for me on my birthday. on my birthday. not for my birthday.

he thought it'd be funny to get me something to symbolize his actual gift. which was scheduled and completed today. see. i asked for a vasectomy. he agreed. bam!

yeah. i couldn't really work up a great blog post with subtle hints and smart euphemisms. so i thought i'd just give it to you straight. also. my hubby said i could blog about this. in fact, the conversation went something like this:

me: can i blog about your snip?
hubby: sure. i don't care.
me: why do people always wince when i say vasectomy?
hubby: wimps. a vasectomy is merely blah blah medical terminology blah blah vas deferens blah blah more medical terminology blah and there's nothing to be ashamed of blah blah medical procedure blah blah i'm going to get ice.

i sure do love that man of mine. and my two kids.

13 honks (click here to horn in a comment):

Kearsie said...

Um...congratulations? Best wishes? Get well soon?...I don't know the right sentiment to express right now. My brain needs to be washed after reading about vasectomies.

robin said...

way to go hiep! my hubby got his vasectomy for my christmas present. new years was a bang. heh heh.

Irish Chicken Soup said...

... and the proof it will stay two kids....

Happy Birthday.4.

Christie Cottage said...

He loves you too, or he wouldn't have agreed to it.

Happy Birthday!

muchmorethanmommy said...

I would comment, but Robin's still has me giggling... New Year's was a bang... heheheheheheh!

Kate8085 said...

Oh, man. I want that for my bday too. We have talked and talked about it. Time to take some action!!
Congrats on a fabulous present!

Insanity Kim said...

I love new knives, they don't need to be sharpenED!!

What's a varsectomy?

Dining Table Teacher said...

I asked for one of those for Mother's Day a few years back. One of the best gifts I ever received. It's the gift that DOESN'T keep on giving. =/

Jennette said...

I am working on that myself!!
http://boutiquestitches.blogspot.com/

OliveStreetStudio said...

ha!! That is a super funny post!! My hubby is spared bc my plumbing is broke already. :-0 Happy birthday to you!

Amber Dawn said...

I hope you received and or removed everything you wanted on your birthday!

Jessica (Hey Lola) said...

Man! I'm so jealous...I've been trying to talk James into one of those forever...he's not into...not at all.

Kearsie said...

Ok, I clicked on your handy dandy Random Post Clicky Thingy and this is the post it brought up. Fitting. I seem to be surrounded by vascetomy talk. Mostly by you. (This is for giveaway credits)

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