men dolls - 1:7:jail house mock

edward cullen doll and michael vartan doll. one sparkles. the other is awesome. follow them as they discover the truth about each other. watch as they prove to the world - they're not just action figures. they're men dolls.

men dolls. season 1, episode 7. "jail house mock". michael vartan doll and edward cullen doll wake up in jail with no recollection as to how they got there. too many mimosas will do that. ecd thinks of an elaborate 19 step escape plan involving floss and dirty toilet water. mvd scoffs and tells ecd that they can just fit through the bar spaces. unfortunately, their hangovers inhibit their motor skills. so. they both resort to leaning against the bars like the people do on television. ecd becomes emotional and tells mvd how much their friendship means and apologizes for the poor choice in alcohol. mvd yells to the guard and asks the guard to shoot ecd. mvd assures the guard that ecd will not die. the guard declines. mvd makes plans to find a girlfriend.

(next week on "men dolls". the climb.)