sometimes i have to leave the house wearing a disguise.it's on account of me being famous and all. but really. it's because i'm not famous and leaving with a simple but obvious disguise such as a mustache gets me the attention i need to feel famous. but not hollywood famous. i'd need sideburns and a unibrow for that.
find yourself a mustache in lemondropstudio's shop. run by the famous shauna.
i may have used the word famous too much. but just know. each time i used it, i said it with a different accent.
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the mustache is supa hot on you. and your lips are shiny. so shiny. must be because you're famous.
guess what, mustashe'd, shiny lipped celeb? you won Giveaway Love. Go take a peek!
thanks for flashing the 'stache!!
*tickles*
Wow, I thought I was on the wrong blog for a minute with the disguise and all... Can I get a burt reynolds stache for myself?
I have spent too many years trying to rid my face of the natural 'stash I have; people have tried to make me famous by admitting me to several different touring freak shows but that offends me, as I hate traVARling...
If possible, could I just wear tan or ed across my upper lip? Man, I bet they both smell fantastic...
I like my man w/o facial hair, so we don't get tanglED up when we kiss...
Who in the hell?
Hello?
What the happened to WendiWinn?
Who is this dude from Tombstone.
Was there a ransom note?
:)
what if someone offers you a waxing referral?
If you could somehow get your hands on a very loud yellow button up shirt you could impersonate my Cousin Raynus.
Not famous, just poor grooming decisions.
You are Funny. Yes. Funny with a capital F.
:)
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