random snippets from the past week. because life happens. i know. i live it.---
me: it's my birthday.
hubby: oh yeah! happy birthday. how old are you?
me: 29.
hubby: 74... 74...
me: 29.
hubby: 74... 74...
me: 29.
hubby: oh. well. you're one year closer.
me: closer to what?
hubby: 30!
me: um. how old am i?
hubby: 74... 74... 84... 94... oh! wait! you're 35!
me: um. you thought i was 29?
hubby: you know i'm not good at that counting stuff.
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me: she's on the computer?
hubby: that's the only thing that will keep her still.
li'l tot: i'm a kid and that's why i don't stay still very well.
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leapfrog video: the "s" says "sssss". the "s" says "sssss". every letter makes a sound. the "s" says "sssss".
baby: buh-buh-buh-buh.
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hubby: if you see a wet mark on the bed, i didn't pee. it's the ice that melted.
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the end. have a great week!
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Just remember, a gentleman never makes a lady lay in the wet spot.
hahahahahaha! sounds like something jake would say. i would reply with "suuuuuuuuure you didn't pee......"
hehehe....wet spot....hehehe...he melted the ice cause he's smokin' hot!!
and sunday 'snippets'...kinda has a different ring to it this week, doesn't it? snip snip
oh, and sunday snippets are my favorite
That as ever brought some tears to my eyes :)
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Ick. Just too many questionable things on this here blog. Vasectomies, squirts and moistness.
*washing hands and eyes*
How did I miss this?
Curse my schedule!
but,
bdcdc
you know you laughED!
love that your tot knows she's a kid and that's why she can't stay still very well :)
too cute!
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