edward cullen doll and michael vartan doll. one sparkles. the other is awesome. follow them as they discover the truth about each other. watch as they prove to the world - they're not just action figures. they're men dolls.men dolls. season 1, episode 9. "those heels". while walking to their apartment, michael vartan doll approaches the new exotic tenant. edward cullen doll turns quickly to walk the other way. kiki doll is mortified by ecd's reaction but also is outraged by the fact that mvd won't look her in the eyes. mvd explains that his neck only moves side to side. ecd explains that he ate too much cheese and is now a wee bit gassy.
(next week on "men dolls". they're just your average beach boys.)
(next week on "men dolls". they're just your average beach boys.)
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The "exotic tenant" is 10 feet tall.....Or the men are 2 feet tall....either way, something just scares me about this.
This is the same dating scenario that Prince, Billy Idol and Kip winger have endured over the years. There's nothing funny about men being so short...wait...
HAHHAHAHAHHAHHAHAHAH! They better learn to look up before they get kicked in their ginormous foreheads!
John Mayer is 6'3". Just sayin...
Good night, this post should have been named "Men dolls v. Amazon Barbie doll: Amazon Barbie kicks tail".
Subtitle: "MV Doll stares at Amazon Barbie's chest, which begins the tail kicking."
Is anyone else laughing that ecd contains the letters ed which stands for er*ect*le d*sfunction.
And mvd contains the letters vd which stands for v*n*real disease.
This is a health blog right?
i love the guys hand poses! it's like they are throwing their hands up in frustration! good one winn!
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