see my new jogging shoes? they're pretty. and that was my first criteria. salesman charles snickered when i said they had to have pink in them. i almost made my famous throat cutting gesture. but then he pulled these shoes out. he doesn't know how close he came to an empty threat. lucky duck.under armour. enunciate the brand well. otherwise, folks will think you're saying underarm. um. kinda like i did when i asked salesman charles what brand they were. "underarm" he kept saying. again. i almost made my famous throat cutting gesture. but then i read the box. another close call.
oh and yes. they're comfortable. so comfortable, in fact, that i may even take up jogging. man. that made me laugh in my head. also. i just made my famous throat cutting gesture. i have poor impulse control.
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I can't bring myself to wear athletic shoes. Maybe I'm weird. Those are smokin'...
This post was hilarious. I like your new shoes!
I'll send you some Febreeze in case they begin to smell.
My mom thinks you are funny.
So do I.
I talked to Charles, he was varting in his kEDs he is so scared of you.
I am mayerzermized by your pink shoes.
See? Commenting at night, again. Sorry.
The shoes are just out of the box ;) great selection and enjoyed the part where you thought you might even start jogging LOL
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To keep them from smelling:
Take 2 socks that have lost their mate. C'mon. You know you have them. Or a hundred of them...not ME...but someone I know has that many.
Anyways.
Fill them w/ baking soda & tie them off w/ a ribbon. Everytime you take them off, slip those in & they'll always be fresh.
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