you name it.

my brain has been so inconsiderate these past few weeks. i mean. there are a quadragazillion stuff things out there in the world that i like. it's just. my brain hasn't been helping me write about them. i think it's on strike. rude.

but see here. today, i got this semi partial genius idea to ask my readers to throw topics out at me. originally, i was going to set this up as a contest and then pick a winner. you know. the one with the best idea wins. but really. isn't there enough competitive pressure in the world - not to mention cheese induced abdominal pressure?

so the contest is out the window. but the concept is not. go ahead. give me a topic. leave a comment and i guarantee you that i might possibly blog about it. ideas must fall under these parameters:

1. topic must be about stuff. helloooo. the blog is "wendiwinn - she likes stuff". it'd be nice if i liked the stuff you're suggesting. but really. you can't read my mind. so. just go for it. put down your stuff. also. sex is not stuff. you know who you are.
   
2. take your time picking out your topic. and make it good. because you can only play once. oh snap. that's right. i don't need no fool giving me 37 topics related to carburetors and flash gordon. okay fine. twice. i'll let you play twice. but that's it!
   
3. comment must be added to my actual blog. i know you facebook readers think it's like a load of work to click the "view original post" link. but come on now. if your comment isn't on my blog, it's invalid.
   
4. if you have a blog, leave your blog address. because if i choose your topic, i'll link you. oh yeah. now you're all interested. link harlots.
5. i may choose your topic. i may not. don't be sad if i don't pick your topic. it's me. not you. etc etc. i can't stand the crying. and anyhow. i may just use everyone's ideas. and by everyone, i mean the four people who still stop by my blog. either way. i will pick at least one topic.
6. this request will remain open so that i may return to the suggestions whenever i am in desperate need of a post. like now. word.
7. if you didn't understand any of the rules stated above, just leave a suggestion for a blog post you'd like me to write.
   

thanks for your help, friends. of course, if i don't get any suggestions, i'll just bring back "men dolls" repeats. that's right. i'm not above re-posting a "men dolls" episode.

ps. october is national breast cancer awareness month.