kearsie doesn't actually sound like a tomato. i always want to put an "e" after tomato.

that's me. and my friend kearsie. we're not smiling in the picture. you can't tell. so that's why i'm letting you know. i think she was like "hey" *clicks camera* "smile!" and more than likely i was like "there's your one picture of us. cherish it. ain't gonna be another."

yeah. i don't really like to have my picture taken. i have the chandler bing disease. mixed in with the forrest gump disease. you know. i can't smile right for the camera. i tend to look like someone's goosing me. or. my eyes are shut and my mouth is open. so this upcoming year, i'd like to learn how to smile pretty.

so anyway. back to kearsie. we have this joke. it goes something like. "look. it's a deviled egg dish". hahhahahahaah! oh man. that's hilarious. you don't think it's funny. but that's because you haven't heard the rest. wait for it. and the punch line is... "fancy". didn't i tell you? hilarious! this upcoming year, i'd like to learn better jokes.

wow. this is turning into a really long post. but stick with me here. it's almost done. i'm wrapping it up. just like kearsie's birthday present. i'm wrapping that up, too. and it'll ship after thanksgiving. even though today is her birthday. for this upcoming year, i'd like to learn how to organize and send gifts on time. i tell people i like to send gifts late on purpose for the whole "surprise factor". but really. i'd rather be early.

happy birthday, kearsie. you're my favorite. don't tell the others. jealousy ain't pretty.

this post was suggested by kearsie in response to my "you name it" post (see comment eight). you can still enter and play. but hurry. this offer expires never. and thanks, kearsie. thanks for being my friend. thanks for being so cool. and thanks for being fancy. hahahhaha! hilarious. nay, chicken hilarious. also. my post about you ended up looking like a new year's resolution post.