multitasking is a big word. i'm exausted.

that's a big word. with big responsibility. and here. in this post. i shall attempt it. so prepare yourself for my multitasking maneuverability. it'll all come together in the end. like a good "murder she wrote" episode.

there's this girl lola. i call her jessica. yeah. we're that tight. sometimes she misspells things. hey. i don't judge. mainly because she's totally awesome. and way way way funny. and also. she stalks me. so i'm not about to say anything bad about her. in fact. i'm going to compose a poem about her.

when you standin' in the street
and peoples say ho-la.
then you know who comin' round the block
it's gotta be lo-la.
she alway sippin' on some rum
mixed in wit co-la.
man i tell you dat girl
she got alotta soul-a...
for a vegetarian. word.

see the picture? it's only my most favorite ever. from lola's shop. i'm going to pick that necklace when i win her giveaway. dude. she's giving away a $100 gift certificate to her shop. you can enter, too. but she's already told me that i'm going to win. so. whatever.

lola is also giving away a "harry hairy harey sweet cheeks" plush. made by madebylaura. also. that's not its real name. but don't worry about that. because i'm going to win the plushie, too.

this post was partly suggested by lola in response to my "you name it" post (see comments three and ten). you can still enter and play. but hurry. this offer expires never. this post was also partly required by lola in order to receive ten entries into her giveaway.

so let me recap this for you. write about lola's "you name it" suggestion. check. say something nice about lola. check. write a poem. check. do not mention the plush's real name. check. link to lola's blog and lola's shop. check check. link to madebylaura's shop. bonus check. put it all together in one post. check. me. out. because. i. am. hot.

thanks, lola. thanks for this post. it's only one of my longest posts ever. and i got a finger cramp typing it all out. but it'll all be worth it when you pick my name "randomly" to win.

also. i was just joking about lola rigging her giveaway for me to win. sheesh. ease up on the coffee. and if you happen to go over to lola's blog and enter her giveaway, make sure you tell her i sent you. i get nothing for referring you. nothing but respect.