hello? *tap tap tap*. can you hear me? you are so hot in those washed up green scrubs. love the cinch tie at the waist. rawr. *tap tap tap*.man. i love a good stethoscope dialogue. but please. unless you are a professional stethoscope whisperer, do not attempt the above conversation into your doctor's stethoscope diaphragm. it'll hurt his ears. both literally and figuratively. and definitely don't ask him to write you a prescription for ditropan xl. especially if he's hot.
also. k-y jelly in the stethoscope headset as a practical joke is not a good idea. true story. however, k-y jelly when used in conjunction with a stethoscope can prove to be quite entertaining. is not a toy and should only be used according to package instructions.
this post was suggested by vanessa in response to my "you name it" post (see comment six). you can still enter and play. but hurry. this offer expires never. and thanks, vanessa. i guess it's a good thing you were abby scuito for halloween (instead of your original plans to be a nurse). lending you a white coat was probably more kosher than lending you my stethoscope.
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There's nothing like a good stethoscope...and tongue depressor...yo
You mentioned scrubs in there, too. I am so very impressed.
I want to thank you for the fact that I will never look at a stethoscope the same way again.
Ummmm.
I know way too much about stethoscopes to enjoy this post.
So I'm just going to go wash my hands.
And spray some Febreze.
Febreze is spelled with one E.
Ohhhh look at nessa being all innocent again...she suggestED it!! Man, her mind is always in the gutvar...
OK I am kidding...just trying to cull up with admayerable sentences...
And, ew.
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