random snippets from the past week. because life happens. i know. i live it.me: whatchu doin', baby? that's mommy's purse.
baby: ooooohhhhhhhh.
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li'l tot: why did the hippo cross the playground?
me: why?
li'l tot: to get to the other slide.
me: wow. that's funny.
li'l tot: why did the chicken cross the playground?
me: why?
li'l tot: to get to the other hippo.
me: wow. that's funny.
li'l tot: why did the elephant cross the playground?
me: why?
li'l tot: to get to the other joke! ha ha ha ha!
me: wow. that's funny. she has my sense of humor.
hubby: obviously.
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davefriend: you flush it?
hubby: yeah.
davefriend: so you do it with a hose?
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newphew j: who's pregnant? and isn't it against the law to have like 3000 kids?
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the end. have a great week!
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4 honks (click here to horn in a comment):
I love the snippets!
LOL famousosity ;)
lil tot is adorably funny.
Audrey: Why did the belt get in jail?
Me: Why?
Audrey: Because it was a pair of pants!
Serious connedctors missing in her joke, but we don't want to discouvarage her from becoming a cullmedianne...
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