Thursday, December 10, 2009

brazil nuts are mostly exported from bolivia. that's what wikipedia says. take it up with them.

remember how the prizes in cereal boxes were so spectacular that you'd tear open the box and dig in all over with your grubby hands just to find the prize? that's what i do with my nuts.

first. get your mind out of the gutter.

second. i buy like this huge jug of mixed nuts just so that i can eat the brazil nuts. seriously. you can't find brazil nuts shelled deshelled shelled de without shells anywhere.

third. the rest of the nuts just sit there waiting to be picked. i feel bad for them. kinda like the same way i felt bad for myself back when i was in junior high and i'd always be the last one picked for team sports. i hated being a peanut.

5 honks (click here to horn in a comment):

angie128 said...

We are perfect pals. Because I only eat the cashews and the peanuts.

Insanitykim said...

Give me the almoneds...

And I was so in the gutvar, until you culled me out on it!

Oh yeah...

And mayer. Psh. What has he done for us lately, seriously!

Dee Crowe said...

I love blogposts about nuts...and yes, my mind was in the gutter :D

Amber said...

almond and cashews are the best. sorry lady!

Kearsie said...

I like Brazil nuts too. In fact, I like all nuts but peanuts. Weird, huh?

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