men dolls - 1:12:christmas (special episode)

'twas the twilight before christmas,

and in the apartment,
lay edward cullen doll (the vamp),
and michael vartan doll (the gent).

as ecd began to drift,

he dreamt about the decorated tree,
and carrying mvd on his back,
he whispered, "better hold on, spider monkey."

mvd slept soundly,

whilst holding his gun,
and visions of ecd arose as he chuckled,
"i'm gonna shoot you. you'd better run!"

early the next day,

before the morning dew,
the roomies awoke and went skating,
and snapped this christmas card just for you.