i'm now accepting awards. i'm tired of pretending i'm not awesome.

it's no secret that my hubby thinks i'm awesome. mainly because i tell everyone. and apparently, there are others out there who happen to think i'm pretty neat, too. well. they like my blog. isn't that the same? well of course it is.

recently, i've been awarded with... well, awards. blog awards. and now that whole taylor swift/kanye thing has blown over, i'm gonna go ahead and accept them. and even pass them on to a couple of people.

first up is the zombie chicken award. i received this from my fancy friend kearsie over at sounds like tomatoes. this award signifies that my blog is worth braving an army of zombie chickens to read. i bet zombie chickens would taste good if they were fried. if the world fell and left zombie chickens to roam freely, i'd carry around a blowtorch. and a bucket of oil. then over dinner, i'd read:

- me and my good life.
- lulu's sandbar.
- muffin tin mom.
- the giveaway diva.

next award in line is the bulldog blog award. this was given to me by my pixxxa loving friend vanessa from much more than mommy. this award clearly states that the presenter of said award "would pass through a roomful of horrible dog farts to read this blog". are dog farts really that bad? i always thought they smelled a bit like vanilla. in any case, i'm awarding this to:

- what the french, toast.
- barefoot bath and body.
- lemon drop studio.
- for love of that sillie smile.

and lastly. i was bestowed the chuck norris stamp of approval award. what else needs to be said about this? stand in awe, people. although i must admit. i asked for it. my good friend kimmy kim kim of a parent's life to behold, through the eyes of insanity and bliss was telling me about how she received it and i immediately demanded she award me with it, too. the truth has set me free. chuck norris would want it this way. my approval is without stigma. the only stipulation that comes with this award is that i must include a chuck norris-ism when entrusting it to someone else's blog. so be it.

chuck norris is the only person in the world who can actually email a roundhouse kick.

that being said, i bequeath this high honor to: hey lola. you know how when chuck norris punches someone. and it's all like slow motion. well. hey lola is that part in the slow motion where the head starts to turn and the cheek skin jiggles and that little bit of spit is ejected out. oh yeah. she's that amazing.

and now. i'm exhausted. if you were given an award, please collect it by left-clicking on it. this will open a new page allowing you to take your award. if you were not given an award, your time will come. oh yes it will. and then you'll be typing out a novel just like mine.