Monday, January 4, 2010

knucklehead is not a nice word. klingons sort of look like they have knuckles on their heads. hey. i said sort of.

you know how kids are always going on about knuckle sandwiches? i bet there are knuckles in hotdogs. food for thought. literally.

i wonder if i should get tattoos on my knuckles. on my right hand, it'd say "meet ka". and on my left, it'd say "and her little sister pow". somebody buy me some brass knuckles. and a tall glass of sound mental health.

i really thought writing about knuckles would be easier. i tried to type this post without bending my knuckles. not possible. and i'm not sure if "bending" is the correct terminology. still. knuckles are important. and i like mine. don't crack yours.

also. li'l tot had a great time posing for this shot. the whole time she was singing, "mama say knock you out. i say mama say knock you out." hahahahaah. no. i'm just kidding on the singing part. except. that song is now in my head. where's that glass?

this post was suggested by nicole in response to my "you name it" post (see comment fifteen). you can still enter and play. but hurry. this offer expires never. and thanks, nicole. i bet you thought i wouldn't be able to come up with something clever about knuckles. well. you were right.

14 honks (click here to horn in a comment):

Shauna said...

nice! you know what I can't handle? knuckle poppers. or neck poppers. and back poppers. I do like jalapeno poppers though. but they make my tummy feel uncomfortable.

ps: just ate a hotdog. I didn't find a knuckle. but it's probably crushed up super-small.

Insanitykim said...

Man, I'm such a knuckle-dragger, I don't know that song your talking about? Is it a Classedcull song? I don't know...it kinda sounds like it should be rapped byBu Mayer.C. Hamvar...

But, I am sure it's what people say when they are spvaring off for a fight...but, if you see an old, portly man with a moose knuckle, stay away, unless your knucklebrother is with you and has your back...

Jessica (Hey Lola) said...

I thought this was the most clever blog post about knuckles I've ever read. Also, I want those tattoos. But not specifically...just the "ka" and the "pow". And maybe on my feet, 'cause I work in hospitals a lot and I don't think the knuckle tattoos would go over so great...because people are jerks and try to stifle my creativity. Or your creativity. Whatever. I like your rooster photos. And happy new year :)

Jessica (Hey Lola) said...

PS: I love LL Cool J. I'm a round the way girl. I don't know what that means, so actually, I'm only a round the way girl if it's not derogatory. If it is derogatory, I'm only a round the way girl if it's derogatory and it's true.

Tiffany said...

LL Cool J is delicious.

thanks for stopping by--new follower!

Princess Christy said...

nice. I always wanted something to make my knuckles... not so knuckley. I figured out that laying my hands flat does a pretty good job of it.

Lulu said...

oh you sweet funny knucklehead! Know, I'm knot going to go on and on about knothing here...kno siree. just going to leave a little knote to let you kknow that I would knever serve you a knuckle sandwich.

Unless it was wrapped in bacon.

Kearsie said...

If you're like me you're wondering if knuckle sandwiches are full of fiber and therefor gaseous. Where's that cup?

Much More Than Mommy said...

Now I want to teach my daughters that song...

Tania @ Larger Family Life said...

I don't think knuckles bend do they? Or do they? Hmmm... what to ponder next...

Nicole said...

haha, this is better than i had hoped for :)
i have this already tattooed http://photos-a.ak.fbcdn.net/hphotos-ak-snc1/hs047.snc1/4172_101696222795_764172795_2666478_3384362_n.jpg
and i am thinking of getting KNIT PURL

robin said...

have you ever gotten into a real fight before? girl fights are nasteh..to THINK what you are teaching little tot. tsk, tsk, tsk...

Amber said...

I too love me some LL Cool J. Yum. I really enjoyed this post Winn.

tristan said...

knuckle sandwiches. i'm more of a "trip to rumblesville" girl myself.
word.

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