peanut m&m's are one of my favorite candies. and see here. my mom brought a big bag of them. for my girls and my hubby to share. not for me. on account of my pre-diabetes problem.so my hubby just opened the bag and poured the candies into a container. (that's what we do in my house. so things don't go stale.) and then, i poured the candies from the container into a pretty bowl.
my hubby was all like. "what are you doing?" because he was probably thinking that i was sneaking some to eat. psh. and so i told him. "i'm taking pics for my blog." and he was like "oh. ok." and then he walked away. my hubby knows the whole routine about the blog picture taking. and he pretty much accepts that i'm not of complete sound mind. mainly because i'll take pics of anything i like. just in case i can come up with a blog post for it. that's dedication. not delirium.
and the thing is. i totally know what i'm doing. and i had a plan with those m&m's. after taking the picture, i stuck like eight of them into my mouth. i'm not feeling lightheaded or anything. so i think it's fairly safe to sneak back over to the bowl and shove another handful into my mouth. but how? well isn't it obvious? picture taking is over. those m&m's need to be put back into their container.
besides. it's close to bedtime. if i pass out tonight, it'll be on my soft cushy bed. which is so much better than, say, somewhere like the floor. i get a real crick in my neck when i wake up off the tile.
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Whale, I must declvar...
Passing out is just unledy-like, as is stuffeding your mouth with eight m-mayer-ms...but, thank goodness neivar of us are ledy-like...we're cullstantly pushing the envarlope and DANG! nasw this is a spectancular comment!
WOOT!
You were totally rockin' at being a peanut M&M ninja!
... and an esteemed photographer to boot.
You might not pass out but I'll bet you get a headache reading Kim's comment.
Fancy decoder ring.
careful there winn... btw, i like your granite.
Remember the days of bizarro? Peanut M&Ms are my favorite too. We should go to a movie and share a bag. And have an Icee with it.
I would argue that passing out is extremely lady like. Tell everyone you're wearing an invisible corset and flutter your eyelashes a. lot. Then you can eat as many M&M's as you wish!
oh, that is too funny! Happy Saturday SITS Sharefest :)
Enjoy those M&Ms
My dad always kept a crystal biscuit barrel on his desk at work filled with peanut M&Ms at his retirement party the center pieces were just that. My hubby got one of the centerpieces and he now does the same. I am not sure how either does not weigh 900 pounds because I would be shoveling them in daily.
Have fun garage sale'n, I would love to do the same but not many people will be having their items out in 20 degree weather, lol.
Happy Sharefest Saturday!
Its how you pass out that is the key....swooning to the floor with your legs splayed and little bits of spittle hanging out of the mouth perhaps not so ladylike...
Passing out with a bottle of vodka and your legs together(for modesty) is quite ladylike...don't ask me how I know this....
hahaha! My husband hates my photo obsession...I say that he will never have any memories.
Hahaha! I would have done the same thing. I don't know how you control yourself. In fact, as I was reading this, I was eating peanut M&M's at 8:10 in the morning!
ooooooo the pass-out. Since mine usually result from too many martinis, my hubby knows just to deposit me in the bathroom on the little rug. Come to think of it, he hasn't had to do that in years....I should make sure he's not out of practice....:-0
I like peanut M&Ms too! Those are the only kind I'll eat. :-) Thanks for visiting my blog!
If you were passed out on the floor and I were to find you, I would totally pour those m&m's right up your nose to revive you.
In my head.
Because you don't need the sugar.
I would really pour an adult bevvie on you.
And M&Ms are totally worth it...occasionally, at least. :)
I feel your pain sista!!! Except, I only have to sneak in front of my cats. RARELY do I get busted over the phone stuffing crap in my mouth so fast there isn't time to chew.... rarely. Like, I've been caught before though, you know.
::SNORT!::
You're WAY funnier than me.
Emily
http://www.eheizerphotography.com
I totaly get it! I'll tell J "step away from the food" until I get a good pic for my blog, he looks at me like I'm a complete coco, but follow my orders from fear of his life:)Thank you for a good laugh.
I found you on SITS
We are predictable when our family members say "You're gonna' blog this aren't you?"
Also, any M&M eating in the name of blog writing is perfectly ok.
let the record show: peanut m&m's make me happy.
note: the fam knows not to mess with the blogging process.
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