a true friend will make you laugh when you're feeling down. a truer friend will cry with you when you've had a bad day. and the truest friend will just tell you to get off the cold hard tile* and open the package they sent you that just so happens to contain pms tea.yeah. exactly. p-m-s tea.
*if you lay on cold hard tile. and if you still feel warmer than it does. you're not dying. that impending doom is just pms. you're just gonna have to trust that i know what i'm talking about.
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PMS tea? I've heard of Smooth Move tea. It works, incase you're wondering. Which I know you were.
I have a feeling I'll need some of that PMS tea soon. I worry about those around me and what I may or may not do. And I also hope you're not still on the cold floor. And one more thing: I have that tea cup.
Man, is the universe trying to send me a message?
First, PMS cream.
Second, PMS tea.
Third, working with a bunch of ladies.
Geez, I can take the hint, universe. Also, you suck.
Fancy hormonal.
I wondered if there was a Going Postal Tea out there...sounds like PMS tea might be the ticket...sweet...gotta get some of dat!
Thvard again! ARRRRRRRRRGH!
And, I see no link. Yeah, I see how you play...
Unless I am wrong about that, mayerbe I don't know...
You know, I am gettaning like, a year's worth in about 3 days...I culld hold your share for ransom...
My eyes are moist from disaknowlEDgement.
HAHA! I hope you are feeling better and that the PMS tea worked!
First, PMS cream mentioned on Kearsie's blog. Now PMS Tea. Man. Almost makes me wish I had a period more often than once every 4 months or so...
PMS tea? Okay, what is that? Does it work? Is it better than chocolate?
oh man you must be in a bad condition if you are using pms tea. I find that pms wine helps me. Just one glass of pms wine with some pms chocolate=relaxed and happy.
I don't have PMS tea... I want some.
*off to google*
I completely agree with Marci PMS wine AND PMS Chocolate work good ( But yes, there are times when even this is not enough...so I`ll check out this tea! )
I am needing some PMS tea right now! But I'm thinking some fries and cake will work just as well ;-)
i was dying when i read this! laughing....
where did she get it?
i have a few friends i'd like to send it to as a not-o-subtle hint!!
i'm thinking being warmer than the cold tile is probably a sign there's a hangover coming your way. i'm just guessing though. i know nothing about hangovers.
Love it! I need that tea in a major way! Can you use it daily? I think I have perma-pms!
Love your blog! You are hilarious!
Yes, it is totally broken.
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