three people like me. four if you count michael vartan.

i just washed down some fried chicken gizzards with a diet coke. and you know what that means. it's time for another awards post.

so. tristan from the transient pod decided to give me the beautiful blogger award. she's my newest bff. she just doesn't know it yet. anyway. with this award, i'm supposed to share seven interesting things about myself. i'm not exactly sure what that has to do with being beautiful. mainly because the seven things i'm going to share with you are going to scare the pants off of you. and we all know that ain't gonna be pretty.

1. i cut my finger nails really really short so as to deter dirt and stuff from hiding underneath them. stuff could be anything from boogers to pulled pork.

2. feet scare me. not mine. just yours. and many people already know this. but it's just too important to leave out.

3. i love running. but i rarely do.
4. i love going potty alone. but i rarely do.
5. sometimes i'll be on the toilet and i'll wanna text or call someone. you're expecting a "but i rarely do" here. well. you're not gonna get it.
6. i'm lactose intolerant. and i've got pre-diabetes. so my food choices are limited. i don't care. good luck to those who join me for a meal.
7. i can't tell the difference between regular dr. pepper and diet dr. pepper.

i now pass this award on to:
- elegant bloggery - because helloooo. the word "elegant" is in the blog title. it's an obvious choice. also. i forgive her for having a bare feet photo on her banner.
- it ain't easy being cheesy - because i like cheese. a lot. and again, it doesn't matter if i'm lactose intolerant.

vanessa from much more than mommy also decided to give me an award. the sunshine award. it's because she thinks i'm the best ever. now. she didn't exactly say that word for word on her blog. but that's what i saw when i read "extremely difficult" in her dedication post. and i now pass this award on to:

- the transient pod - because i'm she's the sunshine in her my life. also. she's going to think that i'm giving this to her because she gave me an award. except she's not. because we've already gone over this together. back when she gave me the award. and then i told her i wanted to give her one before she even gave me mine. this is just like "back to the future". part three.
- leigh vs. laundry - because she's currently posting a series of twenty-eight days of happiness. and isn't that what sunshine is all about? (except when you don't wear sunblock and you get burned red as a 'roid.)

oh man. my final award of this post. denise from teddy started it made it just for me. me! because michael vartan would love my blog. it's true! read the award! see? pshyeah. be jealous folks. also. you can laugh, too. but don't laugh too hard. you know why? i'm not passing it on. ha ha! that's right! she told me that she "trusts (i'll) know what to do with it". and what i'm doing with it is keeping it. for. ev. er.

wasn't that fun? you know it, yo. if you were given an award, please collect it by clicking on it. this will open a new page allowing you to take your award. if you were not given an award, your time will come. but when it does, don't expect the michael vartan award. i'm serious, man.