i saw a lady spit and my arm touched a portable potty. being a princess is tough.

so this past saturday, i ran in disney's royal family 5k (part of the princess half marathon weekend). and i was awesome. so awesome, in fact, that i tore up my knee. i know! just like a professional athlete!

i don't care though. because i finished. and according to my gps watch, it took me 36:02 to run the race. but. it also took me like two minutes to weave through everyone. plus. my knee hurt. so. if my calculations are correct, i could've finished in like six minutes. give or take thirty minutes.

lemme tell you. i had a blast. probably because i had such good friends to run with. i mean, dude. we had tutus and feathers. we were rockin' it. people were coming up to us and asking us if they could take our picture! like we were famous! or. maybe they were doing it so they could blog about "those foolish girls with chickens on their heads". doesn't matter. you know why? because anything before six am doesn't matter. that's why.

too bad anything after eight am does matter. because after the race, that's when my right shoulder touched a portable potty. i thought it was a wall. but apparently, walls don't move. or leak. my friend (nessa) saved me from completely leaning against it. unfortunately, she couldn't save me from gagging.

speaking of which. i saw a lady spit her water out. it was way gross. this happened during the race. in canada, actually. eh? oh yeah. we ran through epcot. so basically, it took me about twelve minutes to run around the world. psh, 80 days my foot.

next year, i'm doing the half marathon. i wonder what joey fatone will do. oh. did i forget to mention he was there? maybe it's because i didn't see him. but some of my friends did - as they were passing him up.