so sometimes i hold my pee. hey. don't lecture me. i know it's bad. but there are times when you just have to. like when you're driving something that isn't an rv. or when the only available bathroom is a portable potty at some outdoor carnival. or when you have to finish checking everyone's updated blog, etc.but lemme tell you. kegel exercises can only get you so far. and seeing's how i'm not a spring chicken anymore, holding it in doesn't always work. especially when you have to sneeze. which is why my awesome friend dee sent me the "gogirl". oh man. just saying it makes me laugh (which has the same results as sneezing).
will i use it? maybe. or maybe i'll have li'l tot try it out first. either way. i love it. and who couldn't? after all, their tag line is "don't take life sitting down". word.
ps. dude. the "gogirl" gift also included a t-shirt and. wait for it. one of those tattoos that you wet (no pun intended) on the back. i am *so* saving that for a special occasion.
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I am both fascinated and terrified.
oh. em. gee.
i'm having a unicorn moment.
Oh man I should send you something scandalous more often! Lol...I'm glad your getting as big a kick out of it as I am...!
OMG. Thats all I have to say about that.
Oh, and I also kinda want one.
No lie but a friend once invented a She-Pee. Same concept. That gogirl does not look like it would hold enough pee. Just sayin. Does it come in small, medium and I've Been Holding it for Hours?
a) Every woman that squats when she pees in a public restroom should use one of these.
b) I can't wait til you wear the shirt.
I'll bet you could write your name. Or ntjsf.
Fancy peer.
my mother in law has been using one of those for years! she takes it with her when we all go snowmobiling and are gone out on the trails all day. i always preferred ducking behind a tree somewhere and baring all to the woodland creatures......funnels.....no thanks. i go au naturale! was this too much information???
my MIL has a contraption that she took to Telluride called a 'frocheta'... it was like a beer bong. funnel and tube. I wondered how she washed it. yuck.
yay for tattoos.
all I can think of is-
why didn't I think of that?!?
would it be too weird to ask for one for my birthday?
OK, since I live in France and because we have these stand-up Turkish toilets here as Public Facilities everywhere you go (and I mean EVERYWHERE, Ally MsBeal had nothing on Mixed Sex toilets, they've done it here for-evah,)... *ahem*, well, at 46 years old, when I first arrived, I taught myself to pee standing up -- you're laughing and scoffing, I can feel it, but yes, *seriously*, I did. (OK, yes, it took ages, yes, Kegels Very Important and well, I started in the shower to practice before going 'live'.)
Linda: It doesn't hold the pee, it just focuses it, like a soft pink funnel. Seriously. I am not making this up.
(AND for my fellow Americans, who can't figure out what a Turkish toilet IS, here is a link to a work-safe image: http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/9/9e/French_Squatter_Toilet.jpg
Please note... no toilet paper usually provided. Or soap for later. Sometimes just cold water. Just so you know, be forewarned...)
I think I want one. My two year old would definitely use it cause she always wants to pee like daddy.
That's the funniest flipping thing I've seen in ages. And I like Linda's comment.
I'll never be able to say "you GOGIRL" again without cracking up. And I say it a lot!
OMG...too funny! Ok, now I have to tell you a story..you asked for it ;-) Once I was driving from Va. to NY..it was sunny, hot and I had my sun roof open and singing along to Michael Buble (I was alone). I stopped to get a jumbo Iced coffee at DD on RT 78. I finished the ice coffee and soon traffic started to slow down...really slow down. At the same time the urge to pee started to overcome me (damn that coffee)
then I noticed cement barriers showing up on both sides of my car. So here I am ...boxed in on RT 78 by cement walls on both sides, tractor trailers in front and behind with no exits in sight...and I now have to pee so badly I am literally shaking...really shaking! I'm ashamed to say I that as I looked at the straw in my iced coffee, I seriously thought to myself " how difficult could it be to put in a straw catheter" I had reached a new pathetic low. I did manage to get to a restroom (I mean really...do we actually rest in there??) just in the nick of time...I no longer drink ice coffee without knowing the exact location of the nearest bathroom ;-)
hahahahahahahahaaa!
I want one.
Wow, this blows my home-made straw and plastic bottle contanption right out of the watvar!
No matter what it still gives me the creeds... If you hold it at the wrong angel, a good pair of pamts could get really dweight! Better wear an old pair of underwear too, man, and kelly some extra clothes and scott brand TP...ryant?
Andy, like Linda said, I would worry about back-up flow...sometimes the flow is strong and you can't halpert, it might ovarflow and jim up the funnel...just be careful, that's all I'm sayin'...
um ... LOL
Let me know if you do use it and how it goes! I'll be considering this all day.
Visiting from Harriet & Friends.
i'd never get off of my couch again!! i'd be set for life! but i'm a little bothered right now...who took the time to friggin make this thing???
This is absolutely amazing. It came with a tattoo?!??!!
That rocks my world.
the shirt alone.... i would pay for even the shirt alone! HAHA!
HAHAHAHA!
um. where did she get it?! :)
curious if people rinse this in the bathroom afterward (when using to avoid sitting on pee-covered seat) - or do they just throw it in their purse :-O
I'm actually in the market for such a device. I'm looking at a couple of them. I may be going on a week long backpack trip with our Boy Scout troop and peeing like a man is very appealing in this case.
I need one of those!!
Ok...hilarious! And I hold my pee, too. I think it's mostly a waste of time because I could be doing so many more useful things with my time rather than doing that!
Good luck with the 1000 comment challenge by the way! I've joined along too...we'll see how that goes!
OK, here's testimony for you...I actually know someone who's used this thing...and she SWEARS by it. She's den-mother (or whatever) for her son's scouting group and she was camping with a boat load of boys last summer. Obvisouly she didn't want to be squatting in the woods w/1000 pre-teen boys peeping at her. She said she could stand inside her tent and pee out the door. She wont admit it, but I'm sure she tried to 'write her name'.
Well, I hold my pee too. I think every female does at one time or another. Sometimes it's just a hassle to have to get up and go.
Stopping by from March Comment Challenge.
You know, writing your name isn't hard, what's a challenge is developing the muscle control to dot the 'i'...
Warm hugs and quiches from Kitty xo
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