don't be silly. of course, there's no circulation in my arm. but sometimes you just have to do what you have to do to be cool.

these are my garage sale chronicles. sometimes i talk about rules. sometimes i talk about finds. but mostly i'm just interested in looking inside people's garages.

today: all the cool kids are doing it.

my friend's mother got an iphone this week. and then there was a whole thread on facebook about how everyone has one. and how if you don't have one, you're totally uncool. and unfortunately. i fell into the uncool category.

well not anymore people. because now, i have silly bandz. take that iphone owners!

silly bandz are shaped rubber bracelets. and i found them at a garage sale yesterday. in fact, i purchased over 400. which pretty much translates into an iphone 3gs.

and then today, donnafriend went back to the same garage sale and bought me another 700. what? i'm not about to sit here with a 3gs when i can upgrade to an iphone 4.

also. i had to google "iphone" to get their model names. mainly because i don't know anything about them. other than they're made by apple. i have an apple silly bandz. if i squish it just right, it looks like a camera. bam!

speaking of apples. you know how sometimes i throw food out the window? you can just take my word for it if you're too lazy to click on the link. well. there was this turtle and donnafriend dug through the trash and told me to throw her apple core at it. you know. so as to provide fruit for it. not to knock it out cold.

so i threw the apple core at it. and i was just a tad off. like by about 4 feet. mainly because i was holding a fully eaten apple (that was not eaten by me) and also because the silly bandz were cutting off my circulation. plus. i was holding a fully eaten apple (that was not eaten by me). that counts twice.