if you're really quiet, you can hear the ice cream melt. if it had time to melt, that is.

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there was complete silence. and that's how it was for three minutes while we were eating ice cream tonight. until li'l tot requested seconds. dude. for another three minutes of peace? you bet.

i usually buy the lactose free ice cream for myself. it's too bad that it adds on more weight than any other ice cream. mainly because it doesn't cause me to go potty something fierce thereby retaining all the calories. i mean. usually it's eat two scoops of regular ice cream, lose one scoop.

also. magic shell is my favorite. and while it does contain milk, it's not enough to do the trick. weight loss prevention is still in effect.

you're probably not going to eat ice cream anytime soon now. sorry about that. you all come here for the truth. and i speak it. word.