despite my absence lately, the news of me touring with willie nelson is all rumor. same goes for whatevs you heard about me getting my cheeks lifted.

i'm back. i missed you. you missed me more. yada yada yada. i smell like bacon.

my friend shauna surprised me today with bacon soap. so obviously, i used it almost immediately. and since then, my dog has tried to gnaw on my leg. and my hubby has licked my arm.

also. the thing i just said about my dog was a fib for illustration purposes. and my hubby only licked my arm because i asked him to do so. i didn't think he would. but he's playing starcraft and my arm was blocking the monitor. i suppose he really had no choice.

anywhattheheckisazergcocoon, the soap is awesome. and i love it. of course, if you throw me outside in the heat-index-of-103-degrees weather we've been having lately, i'm not sure people are going to appreciate my scent. after all, my theory is this. smelling delicious doesn't mean smelling pretty. and. nobody likes soggy bacon. or pickled pigs feet.

don't you wish shauna would send you something? well. she just might if you come back tomorrow and enter the giveaway i'm hosting for her new shop: lemonkissed (on etsy).

meanwhile. if you're itching for a giveaway, try entering the one my friend kimmy kim kim is having.

see you tomorrow!