i'm like 79 degrees. in florida, that's cool. in angles, it's idk. geometry was not my best subject.

how to be uncool: walk into a dark room and jump when you see a white robe laying on a chair. you know there are no such things as ghosts. but still. you consider running out of the room like a girl. <--- girls run fast.

how to regain your cool: yank the robe off the chair and throw it on the ground. then give it a kick. like a karate kid kick. the kind danielsan did in the first karate kid movie. not the kind he did when he was booted off of dancing with the stars.

sometimes randomness is the only way to illustrate that you're returning to your blog. or it could be like the uncomfortable silence that occurs when you're in a group and you someone passes the loud gas.

either way, here i am.

also. i'm (vintageumbrella on etsy) sponsoring a giveaway on my kimmy kim kim's blog. it's for a vintage donkey salt and pepper shaker set. anyone like shaking ass?

ps. i can say ass because i mean donkey. plus. it's in the bible. i'm a family friendly blog. unless i'm talking about vasectomies. idk. you should be monitoring your children!