gogo squeez is apple sauce. not physical exertion. want to win a book? i change subjects quickly when i sense an onset of uncomfortable silence.

my girls and i discovered gogo squeez a couple months back. they saw it in the canned fruit aisle and immediately started to reach for it. so i read the label. no added sugar. 100% fruit. no spoon no mess. and each pouch is a whole fruit serving. plus. if my girls dropped it on my foot, it wouldn't hurt. so obvi, i bought a box (apple strawberry gogo squeez) to try it out.

my girls devoured it. bam. two servings down in less than five minutes. is it really that good? idk. it's applesauce. and it makes them regular. so. yes.

lo and behold, earlier this month, gogo squeez decided to hold a "cutest gogo squeezer contest". and i was like. um. hello. i have produced adorable children. here is their picture.

well guess what, folks. my girls are in the running. but. winning is a little tricky. they need votes. and in order for you to vote, you have to "LIKE" the gogo squeez page on facebook. then, you have to "LIKE" the cutest picture ---> let's use picture #23 for reference.

seriously. with all the recent tiger mom notoriety and the release of kung fu panda 2, my girls are a perfect fit for gogo squeez. can't you hear it? eat gogo squeez! all the prodigies do!

let your voice be heard. please vote for my girls. a win for them is a win for (insert your cause here).

also. because you've been so kind as to read this whole post. and because i like you. and because june cleaver nirvana said i could. i'm giving away an awesome strawberry recipes book (a $16.99 retail value). yay! it has over 70 pages of yummy recipes. and pretty photographs!

i want to eat the pages. but why do that when i can just get my fiber from gogo squeez. see how i did that? please go vote. i need this to boost my self-esteem. i've been telling people i'm awesome, but i've been leaving off the exclamation point. that's how bad it is. also. i can't have a normal conversation anymore because of the gogo squeez contest.

this giveaway for the strawberry recipes book is open world-wide. all you have to do to enter is:

1. leave a comment telling me you want the book. and that you promise not to go crazy and hug my children if you see them in public. they will bite you. and i can't keep making them drink germ-x. this is the only mandatory step and it gives you one entry.

2. if you vote for my girls (or have voted), leave a separate comment telling me you did so. this will give you one more entry. this step is optional. you can do this for as many accounts as you have on facebook. some people have their pets on facebook. i do not judge you for reasons i care not to discuss.

3. leave a safe way for me to contact you. if i can't contact you, you can't win.

so go ahead and play. win this strawberry recipe book and on monday, july 25, 2011 at 11:03pm est, i will use the random number generator something to select the winner. giveaway winners must reply to my contact within two days. otherwise, i will visit the random number generator something again.

and now for the fine print. it's more small print than fine. contest starts as soon as this is posted. it ends at 11:02pm on monday, july 25, 2011 est. one entry per person - unless you participate in the optional additional steps. in that case, you'll get more entries. if you do not follow the rules, i may still publish your comment (but not until the giveaway is over). it just won't count as an entry. psh, i'm tough. chances of winning depend on the number of entries. raise your chances of winning by not telling anyone. lower your chances by telling everyone you know. this contest is open to you - whether i know you or not. this is my 21st giveaway. if i have a positive response, i'll have more giveaways to bring you back. if i don't have a positive response, i'll still have more giveaways to bring you back. by entering this giveaway, you agree to abide by the rules i've stated or not stated. and i can change the rules whenever i please. it's a woman's prerogative. this is just a giveaway. i received the mentioned item complimentary. this lovely post you just read is comprised of my own personal opinions. i say what i want, yo.