Monday, November 14, 2011

today we're getting sauced and promoting bladder wellness. all at the same time. <--- that's how rockin' homeschool moms do it.

it's muffin tin monday. li'l tot asked me why we haven't participated in a while. and my answer was *makes mental note to participate the week after*. one month later, here we are.

so this week, we're "rowing" cranberry thanksgiving (by wende and harry devlin). and i thought it'd be perfect to turn the girls' snacks into a celebration of cranberries. mayhaps i got carried away. but no. no no. i don't think i did. carried away would be: me dancing in circles with my arms outspread singing "zombie" along with the cranberries. which i did not do. i did it to "dreams", instead.

today, my girls had oatmeal cranberry cookies. craisins. jellied cranberry sauce wedges. cool whip topped with frozen cranberries. a bacon sandwich on cranberry swirl bread. and cran-grape juice.

the girls ate all the cool whip. and bacon. they also finished their juice. the rest was toyed with. it made me a little sad that they weren't impressed with jellied cranberry sauce. but then i ate their jellied wedges and i wasn't sad anymore.

on a side note. this past weekend, we went to epcot to visit "china" for our "row" on the story about ping (by marjorie flack) and guess what. ocean spray delivered an amazing cranberry bog exhibition! it included the raker harvester man in waders fellow! they even handed out packets of craisins. how awesome is that. totally awesome. that's how. talk about perfect timing! i was quite impressed. and i wasn't even drunk. unlike the lady who was behind me rolling her r's furiously and screaming "margarrrreeeetahs!" <--- it's not an epcot story unless i mention a drunk or ten. or twenty if the food and wine festival is going on.

yay for muffin tin mondays! to check out all the other participants, click here.

12 honks (click here to horn in a comment):

Insanitykim said...

Man, I should have saved the skull for another homeschooling moment for you!

I think I will go cry now.

Just thinking about it I almost lose control of my bladder, and I think I might have to hit some sauce...

Insanitykim said...

Wow I can hit a button and see the post right here now! Blogger is so advanced.

Cranberries are awesome. Cranberry margarrrrrrreetahs are even better.

See, there is a skull at the bottom of the rum bottle...

I am SO nasw out of practice.

Vartan.

Sigh. Not quite the same.

Sandy said...

What a great tribute to the cranberry! :)

alison said...

now i have BOTH of those cranberrie's songs in my head. my kids are looking at me stranger than usual as i'm singing. guess i'd better dust off the ole cd's and school them on the artistry that IS "the cranberries". (is it singular if i'm referring to only one band?? i'm probably going to have to brush off ye olde grammar book as well. sheesh. now it's WORK).

Joy said...

love the lunch and you are hilarious!

Lisa @ Two Bears Farm said...

Wow. Well you put those free cranberries to good use.

I need bladder wellness.

janet said...

I'm waiting for my cranberry lunch!!!

Have you tried the dark chocolate covered cranberries??

HEAVEN!!

janet xox

My Life Under the Bus said...

I like how you were able to recycle the craisins for this post...cause your that awesome....and cranberrie margarrrrrrreeeeetttaaahhhhhs are also good for handsanitizer in a pinch...or after you pinch...

JDaniel4's Mom said...

The sandwich sounds amazing! How cool to get to see an exhibit on cranberries!

tristan said...

zombie. eh eh eh. oh oh oh oh oh. eh eh eh eh. ahhhhh. yaaa. yeah. good post. i love cranberries and i bet they'd be way better in a tin.

Sara's Sweet Surprise said...

Hello~I'm b-a-c-k to makin' my visits (finally)! I just wanted to take a minute at this season of renewed hope and gratitude to personally thank you for your visits and kind words, especially with the loss of my kitty Angel. I wish I could convey to you how much your continued friendship means to me. You're always so generous to share a big part of your hearts passion through your entertaining posts. I look forward to each and every visit. I've no doubt there's more fun in store for us on this blogging journey.
I hope you have a lovely Thanksgiving surrounded with family and friends in celebration of all life's blessings.

Sweet Wishes,
Sara

Jessica said...

I think if you're going to blog and show pictures of things that look like cupcakes, the very least you could do is have a cupcake give away and let me win all of the cupcakes, even if I'm a month late to the blog post and I've basically neglected the internet for a year. I mean...I'm not trying to tell you how to live your life or anything...it's just...I really like cupcakes. Cranberries are disgusting. Not the band - I love them. Anyway... where's my cake?

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