Comments on wendiwinn - she likes stuff: even my own family thinks i'm chinese. and just f...

You need to have a third child, because every thir...

2011-04-08T15:56:39.996-04:00

You need to have a third child, because every third child born in the world is Chinese.

these things happen to you because you can tell th...

2010-11-23T15:04:50.735-05:00

these things happen to you because you can tell them so well!!

I get French people that very politely ask me if...

2010-11-22T05:42:04.848-05:00

I get French people that *very politely* ask me if I'm Canadian. Because, if I WAS actually Canadian, and they asked me if I was AMERICAN, I'd obviously get offended. I tell them I grew up in SoCal. "Oh... is that in Québec? Your accent DOES sounds a bit Québécoise, you know."

Whatever...

This post made me laugh, by the way. Thank you for that. <3

Hmmmm. Wow. Anyway. We're a bilingual family.

2010-11-20T07:30:26.616-05:00

Hmmmm. Wow. Anyway. We're a bilingual family.

I came by to visit, because I figured you would be...

2010-11-03T21:42:15.959-04:00

I came by to visit, because I figured you would be here, because everybody else is around even though I've disapperared. Guess what? You're not around. You have to be careful, or you'll come back to your blog and find out you haven't updated in 6 months and the only people who read it leave you comments about porn and macaroni and cheese (true story).
Also, I had someone argue with me repeatedly about the "little Asian guy" that I had bartending at my bar the other night. "Dude - there is no little Asian guy that works here, I promise you."
"YES THERE IS!! THAT LITTLE ASIAN DUDE!!!"
"Oh...you mean Ali...who is of average height and very clearly Mexican? That little Asian dude?"
"Yeah...that guy."

Do you think we'll ever get to hang out in karaoke bars and be best friends again? That would be awesome.

Your posts never fail to make me giggle. I will...

2010-10-19T18:41:01.220-04:00

Your posts never fail to make me giggle.

I will always think of you as a Vietnamese Princess... because one time you told me you were... But you could have been lying... Maybe you are Chinese.

I can't believe that would put her ESL. We spe...

2010-10-05T14:46:43.622-04:00

I can't believe that would put her ESL. We speak toddler and English at our house. I hope JDaniel doesn't get into ESL in preschool next year.

Culture via Nick Jr. That's right. I hear ya....

2010-09-26T16:06:33.193-04:00

Culture via Nick Jr. That's right. I hear ya. :)

ha ha ha you are so funny. I love your posts.

2010-09-24T20:49:58.635-04:00

ha ha ha you are so funny.

I love your posts.

Ha! That's funny. To read about happening to...

2010-09-21T23:43:38.212-04:00

Ha! That's funny. To read about happening to someone else. ;-)

Christ I don't even know what you said...I'...

2010-09-21T21:22:54.488-04:00

Christ I don't even know what you said...I'm Polish....from Europe....not the kind for the shoes...yeah I know...some people make that mistake.

hahahahaha! wait, watch dora because you want peop...

2010-09-21T18:44:05.154-04:00

hahahahaha!
wait, watch dora because you want people to think you're hispanic? hahaha....

sadly, my daughter speaks with an accent even though english is her first language. i blame my mom reading to her at night. :)

Now that is too funny! It must get frustrating to...

2010-09-20T08:19:21.125-04:00

Now that is too funny! It must get frustrating to you, but you do maintain a great sense of humor about it!

Okay, when I read that someone said "Xie xie&...

2010-09-19T12:53:00.692-04:00

Okay, when I read that someone said "Xie xie" to you, I immediately thought, "Shit, was my dad at Disney World yesterday?"

I'm glad you have a sense of humor about all of this. I like to think I would, too, but at some point I think I'd snap and start screaming, "Bitch, I'm not Chinese!"

I probably won't be asked to head the PTA.

Oh, man, I love your comment about being ok with e...

2010-09-19T10:00:50.377-04:00

Oh, man, I love your comment about being ok with esl if they teach the tot to say "dude". . .

Oh my gosh. I really don't have anything to ad...

2010-09-18T18:33:57.887-04:00

Oh my gosh.
I really don't have anything to add here...I guess do you make good eggrolls?? Or is that even Chinese...? You know. Like you?

And I just realized I worded my comment wrong and ...

2010-09-17T13:03:34.375-04:00

And I just realized I worded my comment wrong and confusingly, but whatever...you get what I mean I hope. :)

WTF!? I don't understand what would possess a ...

2010-09-17T13:02:06.894-04:00

WTF!? I don't understand what would possess a complete stranger to just assume that kind of thing about someone.

That's like if I went to the grocery store and someone just assumed I would want to buy a stuffed cow's stomach for dinner because I'm Scottish.

Wow. 10 man...you're already back on top. You...

2010-09-17T12:45:13.255-04:00

Wow. 10 man...you're already back on top.

You're the coolest Italasian I know, a Sister from Another Mister...and another mother...but still...

It's gonna take me time to work back up to awesome comments man...my pheobe attempts must be tolerated for a while...

oh yeah... *strutting around*

i heart henna. that's what this whole post was...

2010-09-17T12:16:33.039-04:00

i heart henna. that's what this whole post was about right?

SO funny. the stuff that happens to you! I'm...

2010-09-17T11:01:27.159-04:00

SO funny. the stuff that happens to you! I'm sorry, but your life makes me laugh :) your average day is funnier than my most hilarious one! <3

This is awesome! Maybe the most awesome post yet....

2010-09-17T09:33:03.084-04:00

This is awesome! Maybe the most awesome post yet. I had to read it out loud to Jim (which doesn't have quite the same effect as reading it), and he cracked up, too.

:) I'm so glad you're back to blogging. I ...

2010-09-17T09:24:55.653-04:00

:) I'm so glad you're back to blogging. I missed you. If it makes you feel any better my little brother gets mistaken for being Mexican when we're really Persian. Maybe you can tell everyone you're Persian too! I'll teach you some Farsi to help your cover.

LOL BEST BLOG ENTRY EVAR. omg. that is funny. I to...

2010-09-17T08:43:17.781-04:00

LOL BEST BLOG ENTRY EVAR. omg. that is funny. I too have this problem. Their always saying 'hi' to me like I'm white or something. I'm like, "dude...whatever. you don't understand."

Or I go into the German or Irish worlds, wanting to feel at home or something, and they're like, "get out! your just American!"

also. everywhere I shop, people think I work there. EVERYWHERE.

You're such a tease. Why didn't you put u...

2010-09-17T07:06:37.085-04:00

You're such a tease. Why didn't you put up a pic of the henna tattoos?!?

Comments on wendiwinn - she likes stuff: even my own family thinks i'm chinese. and just f...

You need to have a third child, because every thir...

these things happen to you because you can tell th...

I get French people that *very politely* ask me if...

Hmmmm. Wow. Anyway. We're a bilingual family.

I came by to visit, because I figured you would be...

Your posts never fail to make me giggle. I will...

I can't believe that would put her ESL. We spe...

Culture via Nick Jr. That's right. I hear ya....

ha ha ha you are so funny. I love your posts.

Ha! That's funny. To read about happening to...

Christ I don't even know what you said...I'...

hahahahaha! wait, watch dora because you want peop...

Now that is too funny! It must get frustrating to...

Okay, when I read that someone said "Xie xie&...

Oh, man, I love your comment about being ok with e...

Oh my gosh. I really don't have anything to ad...

And I just realized I worded my comment wrong and ...

WTF!? I don't understand what would possess a ...

Wow. 10 man...you're already back on top. You...

i heart henna. that's what this whole post was...

SO funny. the stuff that happens to you! I'm...

This is awesome! Maybe the most awesome post yet....

:) I'm so glad you're back to blogging. I ...

LOL BEST BLOG ENTRY EVAR. omg. that is funny. I to...

You're such a tease. Why didn't you put u...

I get French people that very politely ask me if...